He probably wonders why he finds his bike tires slashed so often.
Okay, if Random-Child-Who-Isn’t-Caulfield is eight, then this is his ninth spring melt-off.
Though actually, based on what Frazz is saying about the first two years of his life, seventh actually is accurate.
Though since Frazz doesn’t mention The Diaper Years to confirm Random-Child-Who-Isn’t-Caulfield’s use of “seventh,” why is he even mentioning it? And what is the alleged point that Random-Child-Who-Isn’t-Caulfield is allegedly ignoring?
Make up what? Not to mention summer vacation anyway? And “wear layers”?
Is it possible Caulfield’s simply lost his mind and taken Frazz with him?
Why is Frazz giving her tips for the more efficient flushing of oranges rather than just telling her to, as Samuel L. Jackson would say, stop flushing those !@#$ oranges down the !@#$ toilet?
And for that matter, what’s wrong with her that she’s doing this in the first place? This isn’t normal behavior.