He faked his own death so he could check his wife’s tweets??

Maybe we should have left “Gesundheit!” in the competition after all.

Submitted by Peter

Wade to Rest

Andréa tossed me these two

Additionally, she gave the Rubes the Oy tag.

Because… the hot dog is impaled??

I understand how they feel, but what’s the joke?

And do we all know the joke about the Buckingham Palace guards and the squirrels?

Oy, More Death!

Philip and Walt both sent me this one

which makes the score Death 12, #TeamPinocchio 5.

I just had to add the Oy tag.

Arthur sent this one

which doesn’t count for DeathMatch purposes since he doesn’t know when it appeared, but he very correctly noted that it qualifies for Oy.

Monday Morning Personal Synchronicity

My brother, for reasons unknown, texted me asking whether I ate sushi. I told him no, only cats eats raw fish, and illustrated my comment with this:

And then a few minutes later as I was checking out today’s comics, this popped up:

Mr. Potato Head: “How come I wasn’t invited to play DeathMatch???”

DeathMatch! Update

Submitted by jajizi

Which leaves us at Death 11, #TeamPinocchio 5.