Mr. Hillburn had some far better options here, I think.
I suspect he was cajoled into seeing the movie by his nine-year-old daughter, hated it, and decided that this way not only could he get a comic out of it, but he could write off the tickets as a business expense.
It appears Mr. Hilburn confused this
So… bears go in the woods and therefore bulls go in the front yard? And somehow methane plays a role here?
Andréa sent this one for the Oy folder, but… is there anything going on here other than substituting “midwife’ for “midlife”?