Wednesday Morning Ewww/Oy/LOL/Arlo

Submitted by Andréa

I didn’t SEE Jimmy in my living room last night, but…

Understanding

This one’s over on the Arlo Page.

Death tastes like chicken?

True New York Stories [not entirely OT]

When I was in Manhattan a few days ago, a tourist from the Midwest said to me “I’d heard these were enormous, but I didn’t believe it until I saw one for myself.”

What was he referring to?

Willpower

The “willpower” line doesn’t really make sense to me. The fact that the legless mannequin is saying it, even less so.

I’m pretty sure he’s just the messenger.

Hopefully this wasn’t drawn just to be an illustration to an article (and then posted online independently).

Lud

Earlio Bird

We missed an early bird synchronicity (with this) by one day.

So… that means she IS comfortable?