Fake, fortunately

I’m sure somebody must have compiled a list of both actual and fake pumpkin spice items, challenging people to guess which is which.

Pumpkin Spice Watch

My son bought his friend a bottle of pumpkin spice vodka Saturday.

Because it exists.

Pumpkin Spice [OT, other than the fact that we’re about to see countless comics mocking the trend]

This is the most unappealing pumpkin spice item I’ve seen this month:

Andréa countered with this:

Any other nominees? Please send a photo (or attach it to a comment below, if you can). Only actual products, please.