Is this a Matrix reference? Or a suicide reference? Or are they the same thing )because I really had no idea what that movie was about)?
Okay, this is already borderline Geezer material: the likelihood that this kid will ever buy a newspaper as an adult is fairly remote.
My kids are already about twenty years older than this kid seems to be, and I doubt either one of them has read a pulp-and-ink newspaper in years.
And in case you can’t place the first line…