This is less a CIDU than a “What a weird thing for anybody to say,” but it reminded me of a theatre lyric: “I’m not a horse, I’m not a pony, so my problem is acute: I am too old for Hialeah and too young to shoot.”
(And yes, we know a pony isn’t really a young horse: give Jerry Herman a break!)
Sorry this was late: I still sometimes forget that after hitting the “Schedule this post” button, I then have to hit the “Okay, are you really really sure you want to schedule this post?” button.
On the whole this is a much better template than we used before Comicalypse, but there are some “improvements” I could do without…
Even if he’s glatt kosher*, this doesn’t make any sense to me.
*adhering very strictly to kosher laws