B.A.: Close to Home characters are so ugly, their faces can shatter computer monitors?
Submitted by Charles:
She was alone too long and built herself three family members to hang out with? But then is that her husband having summoned an EMT to take her away to the Funny Farm, since that’s what EMTs (without masks) do?
Submitted by Mitch:
She’s keeping six feet away from everybody else; but with her kids on the perimeter, she’s basically using them as human shields.