LuArt

(Or does this need to be Arlo’ed?)

Does she really not know what a bed looks like? Or do her closets at home have beds in them?

Sumbitted (and with semi-rhetorical questions) by Ron

The inverted Bat is, I assume, either a random weird error, or a reference to the rumor that Scott Adams once said that if Dilbert’s tie is facing down instead of up, that means he’s aroused (or alternately, that he’s “getting some.”)

Maybe my mind’s going…

… but wasn’t Bets black on their first date?

Maybe this is the Comic Strip Universe trying to achieve balance after what happened to Val Stone’s boyfriend.

What’s it?

I can’t make any sense of the final panel.

(Anybody who doesn’t follow LuAnn, please disregard)

Unless they’re working at Hooters…

… there is no way a female server gets triple the tips of a male server. Or even double. Or more tips at all.

Pretty much anybody is likely to get more tips than a really creepy waiter, but that’s not a gender issue.

Is this Greg Evans’s way of crying uncle?

After explicitly saying otherwise last month, he here seems to be acknowledging that Brad is indeed Shannon’s uncle.

Which of course he is.

Bernice’s Fallacy: This is none of Ann’s business

Brad’s her uncle.

Notary Sojac