Even if he could figure out how to do fractions of a push-up each day, he’s still be up to just under 17 1/2 per day.
Wouldn’t it have made more sense — and not harmed the jokes at all — to start with one push-up a day and add on each day?
Or alternately, to start with one and double it each day until he (theoretically) ends up with something like 500 million a day?
(You know, something like this site’s current statistics, or the price of a loaf of bread in 1923 Germany?)
Venison (and then scroll down for more items)
Particularly not one that would have gotten Mrs. O upset.
Related question: Does Mallett actually want readers to hate this child?
(No Geezer tag here, of course, because Frazz explains the reference and it’s just a MacGuffin anyway)
Umm… isn’t today when everything’s supposed to make sense?
Frazz’s final line.
(It usually is Frazz’s final line; I suspect there’s a clause in his contract saying he has to have the final word even if the strip works fine — or better — without it)