Because there’s not much else we can do…
Brian Gordon seems to have staked out his claim, at least for now, to Coronavirus-related humor. I say this in the most positive way.
I got to wondering what’s going to be permanently changed when all this is over…
I have a feeling that having the supermarket deliver groceries rather than shopping in person will become, if not the primary way people shop, then it least a common alternative. I personally had never tried it before; but over the last couple of weeks have done so three times. And I can imagine how convenient it will feel when they’re not out of two-thirds of what I want.
“Oh, and add a couple packages of toilet paper to the order, if you please.”
Telecommuting in many companies will become more common, of course. “The office can’t function unless everybody’s physically in the office” won’t hold water, because of course we see it is functioning.
And really, it’s a win-win: companies will need to rent less office space, commuting time will be cut, gas consumption and gas emissions will be cut…
Well, I guess not a win for the people who own office buildings.
Movie studios might look into releasing more films directly to streaming. Not big films like Star Wars XVII: More Things Blow Up, but maybe the films aimed at grown-ups, the ones starring Judi Dench.
I’m not saying all these changes would be good: this might be the first step toward us becoming the sedentary lumps from Wall-E
(which ironically would play in theatres)
The point is, all these things are proving they can work on a far larger scale than before, and are becoming accepted as a new normal.
I’m on my way to looking like Bernie Sanders.
No, Bernie Sanders when he’s having a bad hair day. Which is really saying something.
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