Sunday Funnies – LOL, March 29, 2020

Submitted by Mitch

[OT] Survivor, Survivor, Survivor, Survivor

Who is the last surviving actor (not including extras, of course) from It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World?

Saturday Morning Oy – March 28, 2020

Submitted by Andréa

Also warrants the Geezer tag?

(English Major) Comic (That Either Doesn’t Quite Work or) I (Simply) Don’t Understand

Is there a flower that sounds like “ibid”?

Standup

Yes, definitely crucial, but Huh???

I assume this isn’t the intended joke, but…

Isn’t going out in an Uber every night antithetical to the concept of “quarantine”?

Because that’s where he keeps his policy information?

F-ish

 

He bought life-sized fish tank decorations? And… some sort of purple floor?

DMV