This is something I made sure to rescue from the old site: after the first time I posted the 1996 sequence with Arlo’s father, somebody asked me to re-post it every year.
Unfortunately all your original comments were gone.
Disclaimer: There’s some question about whether the quotation I paraphrased did indeed originate with Voltaire.
I think this reference is from way before Arlo’s time as well as before the kid’s time. Probably before Arlo’s father’s time as well. So is this just a case of Arlo having helped himself to the pumpkin spice vodka?
If it were Iron Man it would have been a problem, then?
The idea was to just buy a lot of pumpkins??
B. A: “If not him, then who else?”
Arlo Page, appropriately enough.