B.A. (who also suggested the subject line): First, why is this supposed to be funny? And second, does this need a Geezer tag?
Two more Deaths: one from Arseetoo…
and one from DanV…
Plus a Clown Car comic (finally!) from Becky, which is also a CIDU; I’m familiar with Mr. Martin’s “Another way to tell…” trope, but I’m not following the logic of this one.
EDIT: And a few hours later another Clown Car, from jajizi:
Which brings us to Death 7, Russian Clown Gesundheit 2.
(With non-competing Pinocchio still at 3)
The consensus so far is some sort of Frankensteinian reanimation. Any opposing thoughts?
Why would a movie theatre possibly do this? Especially since it’s popcorn and soda sales that keep the treatre open.
And if this is some “unlimited free refills” deal, which doesn’t seem to be the case here, the theatre can’t unilaterally change the terms.
This is old so doesn’t count toward Death’s score.
Of course this is a reference to the belief that if you drop food on the floor and pick it up within five seconds it’s okay to eat. So… if a person’s been dead for less that five seconds, his spirit can go back inside??