Every year when I (Winter Wallaby) go to the Washington state fair, I see a booth selling something like “Cow Chip cookies,” or “Cow Patty cookies,” with a graphic to match. While I assume the cookies themselves taste fine, I always wonder about the marketing decision to have a name and graphic that makes me go “ewww” when I’m considering what food to buy.
On the other hand, every year I see poop emoji hats for sale at the state fair, and I assume they wouldn’t keep putting them out if people didn’t buy them, so what do I know?
Peter asks “How many wars? I’m pretty sure it’s none.”
The editors also had an internal debate over whether the hell is really that of “being stuck in one comic strip forever,” or that of “being stuck in one unending present, forever.” We booted the debate over to you.