1. The are criticizing his style sense. That’s all. Cargo pants and pointy shoes. That’s a capital offense in the pirate world.

  2. I suspect this is related to the sartorial choices of the pirate on the plank. Cargo shorts are generally considered a fashion faux pas by almost everyone. Pirates apparently have a particularly sharp reaction to them.

  3. cargo pants (shorts) are non-standard? he might steal (might have stolen) some of the treasure in his pockets?
    something about the pants, anyway

  4. I’m pretty sure that the cargo pants were the intended offense, but the pixie booties were definitely a distraction. It might have been easier if he had been wearing socks with Birkenstock sandals, instead.

  5. And why the black/sun glasses and the ‘blindfold’ over his mouth? I think their complaint, if that’s what it is, is about the entire ensemble.

  6. @ Andréa – The resolution is very poor, but I think it is clear that the black “glasses” (well, “glass”) is actually an eyepatch, and what you thought was a “blindfold” is just a fuzzy beard.

  7. Is there a special shop somewhere that pirates go to to get outfitted with puffy shirts and hooks and parrots?

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